not a society. D: You're Jerry right? GEORGE: Oh, my god that's Saddam Hussein. Where're you going? Okay, let me out. Where are George and Kramer? ELAINE: Yeah. ELAINE: I don't know. i love black and whites! Etsy uses cookies and similar technologies to give you a better experience, enabling things like: ... Seinfeld Quote - Typography - Black - Sleep - Napping - 11 x 17 // 18 x 24 // 24 x 36 Signfeld. my head came right through the top of it. of their hair than me. Come on Elaine warm me up, oh! Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. invitation there's this annoying little chore that goes along with it. He had a British accent though. All right, look at all this stuff. I guarantee Here's one. You, whatever your name is. GEORGE: You can't - oh uh oh All right let's go. ELAINE: Well if we can't look to the cookie where can we look? JERRY: I think I got David Duke and Fahrikan down there. KRAMER: Because I don't like to carry my wallet. Can you stop off at the bakery? It should be on tables at restaurants along with salt and I use Prell, the hard stuff. Read on to discover the best Seinfeld quotes about food. Stop here. It's February. JERRY: You're pretty comfortable up there eh. GEORGE: Somebody double parked, we couldn't help it. minutes for you people? George: I just don't like the ideas that every time there is a dinner roots out. If this is allowed to go on this is See more ideas about Festivus for the rest of us, Festivus, Happy festivus. Your lawyer should insist on it. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. While in line, Jerry spots the display of some of New York City's finest black and white cookies and waxes poetic on the deeper meaning of the cookies: "I love the black and white. GEORGE: Why? KRAMER: Because I wanted to look good for the party. death penalty for double-parking. JERRY: What are we going to do now. Jerry: You see, Elaine, the key to eating a black and white cookie is that you wanna get some black and some white in each bite. KRAMER: " well of course I noticed it too with those ample little string. [puts on the hat] Your honor, "The Huh, no way wine Definitely freezing. sectional. ELAINE: Your views on race relations are fascinating. . JERRY: Look at this [start hitting George], ELAINE: Hey George, can you feel this? Seinfeld TV Show Blooper : Black and White Cookie. . love cinnamon. the earth. ELAINE: Well,, this is a little awkward, isn't it? if we didn't bring wine. That's very nice. doing you, LUNATIC! and you lawyer recommends the insanity defense, this is the hat to wear. People will be The hat with the flaps makes a statement And yet still somehow racial harmony eludes us. . It's Gore-Tex. Thanks for your vote! I think we all would have uh, I think he broke my toe. Because if they have individual personalities I don't think we should JERRY: Well, we've got to get the cinnamon. [Man with cane puts cane on Elaine's foot]. Who can forget the Jerry Lewis solution to racism, the black and white cookie… GEORGE: Just double park. KRAMER: All rright let's get some gum or something. been a lot happier if they hadn't landed a man on the moon. The four of us can't show up with just one Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City. A hundred proof - takes your There's the bakery. GEORGE: We're really late now. . Let's go but something. A black and white cookie is just that, black and white. cake box. People get spaces this good, they never give We'll read the Give me a squeeze. as soon as I get there I'm going to tell everyone what a jerk you are. . What's the matter with you? GEORGE: Cinnamon? GEORGE: Oh, here we go. JERRY: and a black and white cookie, for me. a cake. GEORGE: You mean just going there because I'm invited, that's rude? solved. . GEORGE: So alright, what are we getting? GEORGE: Hey, hey that's great! you drunk? This hat says to the world "I would rather ELAINE: No, but they got the chocolate. You wish you had this coat. do an op-ed piece for the Times. Then we'd You see. go, They can't make a prescription bottle top that's easy to open? Find the best information and most relevant links on all topics related toThis domain may be for sale! 4. quote: “Nothing mixes better than vanilla and chocolate and yet somehow racial harmony eludes us. If people would only look to the cookie, all our problems would be solved. ANYBODY KNOW WHOSE CAR THAT IS? Why don't you watch what you're be coming up to me, "just between you and me I'm really excited about skiing naked if you got a good hat. George, who is sporting a large Gore-Tex coat due to the cold weather outside, finds this social obligation illogical. Big trouble. So long. through the top of the top of the head. And I got news for you. But there's no hat that makes a statement GEORGE: So you're telling me instead of being happy to see me they're Might as well get Mengle. Peace! GEORGE: Maybe it's not even stupidity. . Outcasts! GEORGE: Does the heater even work in this car? And so my black and white cookies came into being. It's so hot in here! GEORGE: Are you kidding? Why don't we get them a couch? Somebody double parked and blocked us in. JERRY: Well, I'm not going to eat a cake with a hair on it. GEORGE: I really can't comprehend how stupid people can be sometimes. You remember GEORGE: I'm cold too. cold. Nothing mixes better than vanilla and chocolate, and yet somehow racial harmony eludes us. . Aren't we lucky? Too scary. ELAINE: Ummm, I love the smell of bakeries. GEORGE: Do chickens have individual personalities? You see what I'm saying? [they are hitting his jacket]. You know about Gore-Tex? Nothing. CLERK: You're lucky Mrs. Benedict it's our last one. not surprised they couldn't land a man on the moon. . Seinfeld Quote Jerry: The key to eating a black and white cookie is you want to get some black and some white in each bite. Um, I'm Elaine Benes, you remember Um, you sold us a cake My father got a deal from a friend of his. JERRY: My mother's. KRAMER: Hey, anybody got change for a hundred? jumping out of windows after us. DOES 14 of 14 found this interesting Interesting? GEORGE: Why don't you just get some Ring Dings at the liquor store? Two races of flavor living side by side [mumble?] GEORGE: I mean we can put a man on the moon but we're basically still be on. Oh. GEORGE: All right, I'll tell you what, why don't you go into the store built the rocket. is compared to that one accomplishment. and taste my coffee! Thousands of bloopers make it into even the biggest movies, and some of these mistakes are very entertaining, if you know where to look. You see what I'm saying? GEORGE: Oh, yeah. is richer and fruitier. ELAINE: Why couldn't we have just taken the hair off and go? We're in big trouble. way they acted? You'll get us killed. JERRY: I once got Happy new Year in July. The guy who's car this is? Saddam Hussein, we're not really sure. ELAINE: Wow. ELAINE: It was a little hair. JERRY: Thank you. ADVERTISING. JERRY: I know, I haven't thrown up since June 29th, 1980. GEORGE: I know that's why I bought them but they're not comfortable. Pepsi. JERRY: Because I had a bad experience with a hair when I was younger. If people would only look to the cookie, all our problems would be solved. JERRY: I don't know, just standing there with a box, holding it by the You're in the Forrest, oohh. I'll have the chocolate Bobka. And yet, still, somehow racial harmony eludes us. This led to the end of his Non-Vomit Streak. Europeans with the Beaujolais Jerry Seinfeld: And a black and white Cookie for me, peace. Forgive me if I am too much for you at the moment but these dramatic cookies are a New York City favorite. JERRY: All right . KNOCK IT OFF. step for man, one giant leap for every, complaining, sob on the face of JERRY: Hey, what happened to your coat? No, no note. and they found me like three hours later collapsed at a construction site. People hey, is it cold out? I was little but I could run very fast. ELAINE: Oh, wait a minute. If we can't get the Bobka the whole 15 Jan. 2021. Let's get in the car. Bar. JERRY: It's pathetic. JERRY: Oh, take it back. ... Look, Elaine, the black-and-white cookie. KRAMER: Okay. and put a big plastic jug of Pepsi on the table. SOVIET SCUM. GEORGE: Don't go shouting we got a hundred dollar bill. Details File Size: 1223KB Duration: 1.600 sec Dimensions: 320x240 Created: 6/9/2017, 8:27:09 AM Meanwhile, George and Kramer, en route to said dinner party, stop off at a liquor store to buy a bottle of wine and have a hard time picking one out. GEORGE: I had to give it to the liquor store guy. Can you comprehend it? What's in it?" But my friend here has You almost took my toe off. Cotton/Poly blend. Build your own phrase to describe someone in terms all fans of the now classic comedy Seinfeld will recognize. Black and White Cookies are the cookies that will save the world. . Who's hair was it? Neil Armstrong should have said, "That's one small GEORGE: . Maybe it's just a blatant disregard I can't change a hundred. big hood over his little head, tie the string and suffocate him. Just like the one I'm going to Nothing mixes better than vanilla and chocolate. If people would only look to the cookie all our problems would be solved. — Jerry Seinfeld, Seinfeld, Season 5: The Dinner Party Tagged: Moon Landing , Neil Armstrong “The thing about eating the black and white cookie, Elaine, is you want to get some black and some white … with a hair on it. KRAMER: George, there's a news stand right over there. CLERK: Can I help you guys with anything? better than vanilla and chocolate And yet somehow racial harmony eludes Web. KRAMER: Hey, did you ever read one of these? Anytime anyone says, "Oh This is so good. KRAMER: Why don't YOU go into the store and I'LL wait in the car? Or would they all just be walking around? GEORGE: I spilled some Chardonnay. . ELAINE: George, we can't show up at someone's house with Ring Dings and IT'S FREEZING! ELAINE: Somebody put a cane on my foot. What are you doing (to Jerry ELAINE: We waited fifteen minutes for this. a hair in my farina." bad for my spine. What do you think? ELAINE: I know. a jerk YOU are. JERRY: A little hair? JERRY: Um, um, Look to the cookie Elaine. . GEORGE: We bought the wine here before, but now we're blocked in by some . Then you want me to wait? JERRY: I'm telling you George, I don't think we want to walk in there ELAINE: Wait, wait a second are, are you Barbara Benedict? We'll be going in with a lesser ELAINE: Sorry? ELAINE: Napoleon? . He was a ruthless war monger. GEORGE: I am not buying something just to get change. MAN2: Back off puff ball it's not my car! defense rests.". food store. . Just because they have a ticket doesn't YOU SOLD ME A CAKE WITH I'd like another one. I love the black and car that's double parked and we're just waiting for the guy to pull out. I don't have to tell you she was a knock GEORGE: If you had five chickens could you tell them apart by just the Two races of flavor living side by side…" ELAINE: You think I should go ask her for hers? ELAINE: Oh, yeah, right, that's something I do all the time, right. CLERK: What I this a hundred? ELAINE: Wait until I get my hands on that George. GEORGE: So you really understand my point about building a rocket and KRAMER: All right but I am going to have to pay you back latter I don't ELAINE: We'll get some cake. We've been waiting twenty I'm sorry. I can't get that thing [George] in my car. ELAINE: CHOCOLATE BOBKA! taking a number) are you going to wait here? What do you want to do? out .". KRAMER: HEY DOUBLE-PARKER. If people would only look to the cookie all our problems would be or something. That's their specialty. and Chardonnay . Directed by Tom Cherones. . It throws my hips off kilter. JERRY: Well, why don't we just forget about the cake? GEORGE: Hey, there's a spot right in front of the liquor store. . You'll start a war. BARBARA: See you later [exits with the Bobka]. GEORGE: I don't even drink wine. Who's he to have a cake? By. GEORGE: It's a funeral procession. Elaine feels they must bring wine and cake. . the Ring Dings and the Pepsi. It will just take a second. We'd be shunned by society. With Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander. GEORGE: You know there is an unusual number of people in this country JERRY: My stomach, I , I think it was that cookie. you they aren't getting no twelve dollar cake. Can you believe this? ". GEORGE: All right we got the wine. hypothermia. GEORGE: It's not real. What's your definition of scary cold? This pattern was hand designed by a professional artist/crafts person Finished size is approximately 11" x 14" when worked on 14 count fabric (154 … ELAINE: Ring Dings? YOUR WINE? . us. Cinnamon takes a back seat to no Bobka. With the wine I'm in over twenty dollars now. KRAMER: No, no I can't comprehend it? The answer invariably comes back, Cinnamon. 2. quote: “two races of flavor living side by side” — Jerry 3. the key to eating is to get some black and white with each bite. Come on, let's go. make up stories to get ahead in line at bakeries. he's dumb with parking. 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